Originally released 7 years ago. Starship was the 7th release in the acclaimed Earl Von Bye Summer Annual series...

Why a Turtle?

Love always, The Drunken Monkey

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Dancing Ninja Monkey's! Yes we have them in our army of monkey's and they are deadly! They fiercely defend the secret studio of our very own Tony Morello who works now in hiding somewhere in the west of Canada. He's been quietly recording and producing, and preparing for the moment he will strike and take on the dance muisc world with beats of fury!! Watch out for Tony, he may be the big smile DJ of the world, but DO NOT underestimate his power to make you dance! The dancing Ninja's are just the tip of the spear! Watch out world...the Monkey's draw near! Enjoy the mix but watch your back. Love always, The DrunKen Monkey.

Everyones favorite Stormtrooper, TK-421 wasn’t at his post. So where the hell was he? The Drunken Monkey knows! Being rather ambivalent towards his job with the Empire, he actually often played Stormtrooper hooky and spent many shifts with his true passion for dance music beats, with heaphones on and his Imperial iPod turned up to 11. His favorite DJ? None other than the Jedi Heather Yo-Daddy! She is a master of Trance, and Ambivalence proves her skills are now complete. So please enjoy this set, turn it up, and dance like the Death Star has just been destroyed! Love always, The Drunken Monkey.

This one takes the cake! Yes really, there's cake, and you're wondering what cake has to do with it anyways!? mC Dirty is a DJ who usually evokes images of babes and lowriders and Arnold haircuts. Oh dont forget he has sharks for arms! However Dirty wants everyone to know he as a softer side, soft like cake. Inside next to all the music and energy is a place of gooey cake, some of us call it emotions, some heart. Dirty is an emotional DJ and he expresses himself in his DJ sets. He's been on a bit of a personal rollercoaster lately, and EVOLVE tells us the story. So pay attention and learn about all that cake inside Dirty, and then dance it out like only you can! Dance like you've got Dirty's heart in your hands...because you do! Ladies and Gentelmen it's time to EVOLVE! Love and cake forever, The Drunken Monkey.

They say he's broken more hearts than all the men in Europa. They say his passion ignites flames like no other, he is the Casanova of the DJ universe, the heart throb of the dance world. Women adore him and men want to be him.  DJ Hans, there is no other. The strongest most silent DJ in the world didn’t utter a word as he handed over this mix. But you could see from his solid pose and the fire in his eyes that this set is dedicated to all the ladies who have ever loved the man of steel behind the wheels of steel. So please let go with all your passion for music and dance! Ladies and gentlemen we give you Hans's Bloody Valentine. Love love love love love love love love love love love love love always, The DrunKen MonKey.

Admiral Stone: Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, Lord. But it has entered an asteroid field and we can not risk...
Darth Vader: [interupting] Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.

The Importance of a good command ship cannot be understated. It is a vital tool to assume and hold command of a fleet or even an entire star system. It can instill fear, shock and awe upon your enemies and project grandeur and majesty to allies. In short a good command ship means the difference between conquering the galaxy or not.  So assume command and let no mere asteroids stand between you and your goals! With this in mind our good DJ Collin Stone mixed this set with intentions to catch the Mellennium Falcon. Good luck sir and we'll be dancing along right beside you! Hang on dancers, were are about to make the jump into hyperspace! Love always, The DrunKen MonKey.

You miss 100% of the shots you dont take. Strong advice that's been used to great effect by such notable Monkey's you may know, such as:  Han Solo, Clint Eastwood, DJ Hans, Wayne Gretzky, Chuck Norris and Miss Moneypenny to name a few. The dicey part of the process comes in knowing WHEN to take the shot, and this is what defines a Master from the rest of us. Tricky indeed, but yes you too can learn. Find a Master and follow! Unlearn what you have learned. Be ready so that when your time comes you can make your shot count. So please everyone, dance and enjoy this set mixed by one of the great Masters, DJ Lithium. A DJ never afraid to shoot first! We can all learn a lot from him, with much love and respect to his years of service to the DJ and music scene, and his steadfast dedication to the preservation of vinyl records. So take your shot and mind what you have learned, save you it can! Love always, The DrunKen Monkey.

Welcome to a new year. Welcome to 2013. Welcome to Balance. Welcome to a journey through modern house music that feels remarkably old school. Welcome to the 90's. Welcome to a special edition of podcast #50 courtesy Tony Morello. Welcome to the music. Welcome to dance and to sing. Welcome to putting on your dancing shoes and just letting go. Welcome to the the possibility that today is the first day of your new life. Welcome to big smiles and lemons. Welcome to the jungle. Welcome to the pleasuredome. Welcome to change. Welcome to courage. Welcome to possibilities. Welcome to friendship. Welcome to love. Welcome to the future. Welcome all Monkey's. Welcome. Be. (Dont be afraid) Love always, The DrunKen MonKey.

Huh! So the world DIDN'T end as planned. Unexpected, but what do Monkey's know anyways? Thank God then there's music... Plan B for the world NOT ending! Thanks to a fast acting mC Dirty the show goes on with his mix about a pair of dirty ho's, locked and loaded for the end of the world, and who like to suck...candycanes! Jeez what did YOU think, it's Christmas after all and this is a family show. Really! So now it's time for you to dance or do whatever you do. Dance and sing like nothing matters. What if it really was the end of the world, what would you do? Do it with Dirty! Love always, The Drunken Mayan

“And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.”  T.S. Eliot

Full Circle with Heather Yo-Daddy

Love Always, The Drunken Monkey.