Never say, "I cannot"; for you are infinite. Even time and space are as nothing compared with your nature. You can do anything and everything. - Swami vivekananda.

Food for thought, and another epic world changing heart stopping spine tingling goose bumping wood chopping mind blowing face melting knee wobbling ankle waxing dog walking wiggling wonkers dancfloor kajonkers redonkulistic work of artistic DJ magic, from the Drunken Monkey sweetheart of the decks - Heather yo-Daddy! The rest of you may just be speechless.  Indeeeeeeeeeed! Love Always, The Drunken Monkey.

We love the music and we love to dance. We enjoy the drink, and we goof off like a bunch of monKey's. We like to drive with the music up and the pedal down. We are DrunKen MonKey's and that's how we roll. But sometimes the universe takes an unexpected turn. Trials and tribulations and can hit you like a ton of bricks. Have you ever lost someone you cared deeply for? Without fail it comes on our journey through life. We know that death is a part of the story of life. But we are never ready for it, and there is no proper description for the hurt. Our dear DrunKen MonKey, MC Dirty -Daryl- (in serious times we all have real names)  just lost a friend, close to him and family. His name was Morgan. Morgan was loved and dear to Daryl and his sister. He will be remembered for his smiling face, and we all have faith that Morgan is smiling right now from wherever he is, maybe a luxury box seat in the sky. Let us think that Morgan was with Daryl, as he recorded this set with him in mind. For when tradgedy strikes, it's music that will guide us through. Music is the energy of life, universal and eternal. Lets take Daryl's gift to Morgan, this music, and let it guide us through whatever life throws our way. Grief, joy, heaven or hell. We all have lost a Morgan in our lives...take a moment and remember. Then pick yourself back up, and dance like the world is new again! That's the way they would want it. Love always, The Drunken Monkey

Mr. Morello, why so humble? OK we know you're not the type who goes around tootin' his own horn. Well admired your quiet confidence is. So please then stand aside and let the Monkey SHOUT your praises! Hello world! Pay frakin attention! Here stands Canada's best kept secret! Light up the booth! Amps to 11! The floor is now open, and now is that time, the time that we dance! You will dance, oh yes, you will dance! Without a doubt the Drunken MonKey knows that Tony Morello is the King of all Clubs! Love and secrets, The Drunken Monkey

This is the Year 2012. The future we all dreamed of? If it is, then I want my flying car dammmnit! What do we get instead? Out of control digitalism! Well, the Monkey says RESIST! It's not impossible to rewind my friends, find and embrace your analog roots! Throw back the demons of mp3's and all those laptop dragons of doom. The path to real peace and love was always within your reach...listen to a vinyl record. Listen and feel the Force. Rediscover your being. Off The Grid was recorded by one of our greatest masters, DJ Lithium, at Ealing studios in London UK in 2007, and of course it was played with nothing but real vinyl records. For this one we recommend you put on your trance pants, and maybe some fast shoes! A wiser Monkey than us said "Music is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together" Love always, The Drunken Monkey

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, and since there's no place to go...oh hello! Won't you come in and warm yourself by the fire? Welcome to the Chrsitmas edition of the Drunken Monkey Podcast. Yes this is a roaring fire I'm sitting next to, and my lord is it ever stoked! I'm sorry youre freezing your little monkey butts off, while I sit here with enough chopped wood to stay warm all winter long. Indeed, where did I get all this chopped wood? Well, find out for yourself, give this a listen. Her name is Heather Yo-Daddy. No, I doubt you've ever heard of her, but this new little whipper chopper is creating quite a buzz around with the Monkey's these days. I'm sure you'll agree after this that everyone will be watching her career with great interest! Please enjoy Praesentia, enjoy the spirit of dance, enjoy the warmth of the fire. Merry Christmas everyone! Oh and Heather, welcome to the Monkey's. Love and Monkey's, The Drunken Santa.

Geeky cheeky monkey's! Why yes we are thanks! Mr. Dramatik you have the Con, set a course for the Dancefloor, warp factor 9! This set is for all the clubbers and ravers, music lovers and beat junkies who might ever have wondered if they fit in. Guess what? YES YOU DO! We all have green skin. We all fight the Gorn with a double hand chop. We all have been the only guy wearing a red shirt. We all look up and wish Scotty would just freakin beam us up already! This is the final frontier people, so follow us Monkey's and boldly go! Ladies and Gentlemen, please enjoy Dramatik at his best in NCC-1701. Make it so, The Drunken Monkey

One Year of podcasting has now led us full circle. Back to the Monkey who started us off with his amazing COTTON CLUB set, which to date still runs as our flagship set with more downloads than any other. Collin Stone is his name...deep and smooth is his game! He resides now in the beautiful and international city of Vancouver from where he has easy flight access to his gowing fanbase on the West Coast of the US, Hawaii, Japan and Asia and even now Austrailia and New Zealand. We all miss his Monkey Madness back home at the Calgary Studio but we also know that the show must go on! There are hungry dancers out there starving for beats, and Collin Stone is the goodwill ambassador of House! You go Collin, you feed the world! People of the world, please get ready to dance! This is Collin Stone and his set - Did You? Hear That! Love always, The Drunken Monkey.

One year of Monkey’s!  Let’s celebrate a year of amazing music and drunken excess! The podcast turns 1, do you have them all? To celebrate this greatest event the universe has yet seen, we have a very special set recorded by two of our finest and most distinguished gentlemen Dj’s - MC Dirty and Earl Von Bye. Who knew that putting these very different Dj’s together would result in such magic? I do believe someone even said “wow”!! As such a new Dj duo is born who we now call Dirty Earl. You will certainly and without a doubt be dancing to these guys again so take note!  Drunken Monkey creates another dance floor monster! What a year it’s been…no matter where you are in the world, somebody somewhere is dancing to a Drunken Monkey! Now go, you tell the world! Love, kung-fu, and other dancing arts, The Drunken Monkey.

Everyone loves a surprise ending! You certainly will not see it coming. There are few words to describe the genius behind this, and even greater DJ's wouldn't dare. Then there's Hans, always rollin on the edge. Confused? You must let everything go, and unlearn what you have learned. Dont worry, you'll get it ;) Love always, The Drunken Monkey.

AT LAST! The trilogy is complete. The critically aclaimed Mirrorball series blows up this time holding nothing back to end in grand style! Tony style! Big Smile Style! Lemon style! This is the way the world ends...yes with a bang! Now wait tick...you may be saying, whatever happened to part 1 and 2?  Is there even a parts 1 and 2? Maybe thats just Tony's style to jump straight into part 3 with a nod and a wink and a big silver shoe. Things that make you go hmmmm indeed. Think this through as you rip up the floor and wear out your shoes to Mirrorball 3. Go ahead, smile. Love always, The Drunken Monkey.