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Drunken Monkey Podcast

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Apr 21, 2016

People of the Earth, this is a transmission from the Mars Resistance Front. Hear us now! 

The MRF vanguard has landed in Tharsis with guns blazing. The Grand 7th Orbital army has landed in the south and is advancing rapidly up the Valles Marineris. This is why our brave and dear forces of the interior will arm themselves with advanced weapons. Resist!  It is for revenge, vengeance and justice, that we will keep fighting until the final day, until the day of total and complete victory.

This duty of war, all patriots who are here and all those who hear us on Earth and Mars know that it demands Sol system unity. We, who have lived the greatest hours of our history, we have nothing else to wish than to show ourselves, up to the end, worthy of Mars. Long live Mars!

Long violin sobs rock my heart in monotonous languish