Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, and since there's no place to go...oh hello! Won't you come in and warm yourself by the fire? Welcome to the Chrsitmas edition of the Drunken Monkey Podcast. Yes this is a roaring fire I'm sitting next to, and my lord is it ever stoked! I'm sorry youre freezing your little monkey butts off, while I sit here with enough chopped wood to stay warm all winter long. Indeed, where did I get all this chopped wood? Well, find out for yourself, give this a listen. Her name is Heather Yo-Daddy. No, I doubt you've ever heard of her, but this new little whipper chopper is creating quite a buzz around with the Monkey's these days. I'm sure you'll agree after this that everyone will be watching her career with great interest! Please enjoy Praesentia, enjoy the spirit of dance, enjoy the warmth of the fire. Merry Christmas everyone! Oh and Heather, welcome to the Monkey's. Love and Monkey's, The Drunken Santa.

Geeky cheeky monkey's! Why yes we are thanks! Mr. Dramatik you have the Con, set a course for the Dancefloor, warp factor 9! This set is for all the clubbers and ravers, music lovers and beat junkies who might ever have wondered if they fit in. Guess what? YES YOU DO! We all have green skin. We all fight the Gorn with a double hand chop. We all have been the only guy wearing a red shirt. We all look up and wish Scotty would just freakin beam us up already! This is the final frontier people, so follow us Monkey's and boldly go! Ladies and Gentlemen, please enjoy Dramatik at his best in NCC-1701. Make it so, The Drunken Monkey

One Year of podcasting has now led us full circle. Back to the Monkey who started us off with his amazing COTTON CLUB set, which to date still runs as our flagship set with more downloads than any other. Collin Stone is his name...deep and smooth is his game! He resides now in the beautiful and international city of Vancouver from where he has easy flight access to his gowing fanbase on the West Coast of the US, Hawaii, Japan and Asia and even now Austrailia and New Zealand. We all miss his Monkey Madness back home at the Calgary Studio but we also know that the show must go on! There are hungry dancers out there starving for beats, and Collin Stone is the goodwill ambassador of House! You go Collin, you feed the world! People of the world, please get ready to dance! This is Collin Stone and his set - Did You? Hear That! Love always, The Drunken Monkey.

One year of Monkey’s!  Let’s celebrate a year of amazing music and drunken excess! The podcast turns 1, do you have them all? To celebrate this greatest event the universe has yet seen, we have a very special set recorded by two of our finest and most distinguished gentlemen Dj’s - MC Dirty and Earl Von Bye. Who knew that putting these very different Dj’s together would result in such magic? I do believe someone even said “wow”!! As such a new Dj duo is born who we now call Dirty Earl. You will certainly and without a doubt be dancing to these guys again so take note!  Drunken Monkey creates another dance floor monster! What a year it’s been…no matter where you are in the world, somebody somewhere is dancing to a Drunken Monkey! Now go, you tell the world! Love, kung-fu, and other dancing arts, The Drunken Monkey.

Everyone loves a surprise ending! You certainly will not see it coming. There are few words to describe the genius behind this, and even greater DJ's wouldn't dare. Then there's Hans, always rollin on the edge. Confused? You must let everything go, and unlearn what you have learned. Dont worry, you'll get it ;) Love always, The Drunken Monkey.

AT LAST! The trilogy is complete. The critically aclaimed Mirrorball series blows up this time holding nothing back to end in grand style! Tony style! Big Smile Style! Lemon style! This is the way the world ends...yes with a bang! Now wait tick...you may be saying, whatever happened to part 1 and 2?  Is there even a parts 1 and 2? Maybe thats just Tony's style to jump straight into part 3 with a nod and a wink and a big silver shoe. Things that make you go hmmmm indeed. Think this through as you rip up the floor and wear out your shoes to Mirrorball 3. Go ahead, smile. Love always, The Drunken Monkey.

NEWS FLASH! STOP THE PRESS! EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT - MC DIRTY ENGANGED TO BE MARRIED! HOPEFUL LADIES ALL AROUND THE WORLD NURSE THEIR BROKEN HEARTS. Well well, bet you didn't see this one coming. Yes it's true, the lady killer himself, MC Dirty is officially engaged to the smart, witty and talented Miss Shannon, and yeah she's pretty easy on the eyes too! Congratulations to the happy couple! This would then explain of course the nature of Dirty's new podcast, for once it's NOT about the usual fast cars and fast women. Now we see the romantic side of our main MC as he pours out  an hour long balled about love! Not only will your feet want to dance, but your heart will also gush with so much sweet and sappy love 'n stuff. Ladies and gents, please feel free to dance and always, always, love with a whole heart. Love and more love, The Drunken Monkey.

Does the Man of Many Faces have a hidden agenda? One might wonder given his diverse talents and various names; DJ Dramatik, The Man of Many Faces, The Hardest Working Man in Showbiz. He's a DJ, a producer, an actor, a pornstar, a king fu master, and a professional surfer. What else would explain all those stamps in his passport? Digging a little deeper our Drunken Monkey sources on the inside found his name attached to a covert CIA operation in Belgium that occured simultaneous to his recent gig in Brussels. Coincidence? Certainly there is more to Dramatik than meets the eye! PLease consider this as you shuffle along to the beats of Hidden Agenda. Enjoy, Dance and Discover! Love always, The Drunken Monkey.

It was around the year 2001. The infamous Tune Family was ripping up parties and Thomas The Teacher toured Western Canada as the right hand man of Earl Von Bye, but really second to none. Thomas was THE man! A master of house music, he turned every performance on its head and made the impossible possible! Then while at the top of his game, suddenly and inexplicably, he disappeared. It’s been considered one of the strangest mysteries of the electronic dance world. Gone without a trace, the only evidence: his final DJ set recorded on a gold disc, and a lock of hair the oddly defies DNA analysis. Like Elvis there have been many alleged sightings around the globe, at Mexican taco stands, NYC subway sightings, on arctic whaling expeditions and the usual riff raff. Where in the world is Thomas The Teacher?? Drunken Monkey believes the answer lies within the final set. It is a message! Thus the file has been reopened, and the search begun anew! Thomas The Teacher is out there...listen to the set, decode the hidden message and help us find him! Think you know where he is? email us and let us know! Love and luck, The Drunken Monkey

The Big Smile DJ of the World is back! What's Tony so smiley about this time? Well, he's been working with some new traks and a fresh style to show his more underground side. That and he just found a new lemony fresh mouthwash! Well done as always good sir Tony, saving the planet and keeping the underground bumpin and fresh for our hot summer nights! Ladies and Gents, please bump with us Monkeys, dance your sweaty summer bums off! Love and Mario, The Drunken Monkey