Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, and since there's no place to go...oh hello! Won't you come in and warm yourself by the fire? Welcome to the Chrsitmas edition of the Drunken Monkey Podcast. Yes this is a roaring fire I'm sitting next to, and my lord is it ever stoked! I'm sorry youre freezing your little monkey butts off, while I sit here with enough chopped wood to stay warm all winter long. Indeed, where did I get all this chopped wood? Well, find out for yourself, give this a listen. Her name is Heather Yo-Daddy. No, I doubt you've ever heard of her, but this new little whipper chopper is creating quite a buzz around with the Monkey's these days. I'm sure you'll agree after this that everyone will be watching her career with great interest! Please enjoy Praesentia, enjoy the spirit of dance, enjoy the warmth of the fire. Merry Christmas everyone! Oh and Heather, welcome to the Monkey's. Love and Monkey's, The Drunken Santa.

Geeky cheeky monkey's! Why yes we are thanks! Mr. Dramatik you have the Con, set a course for the Dancefloor, warp factor 9! This set is for all the clubbers and ravers, music lovers and beat junkies who might ever have wondered if they fit in. Guess what? YES YOU DO! We all have green skin. We all fight the Gorn with a double hand chop. We all have been the only guy wearing a red shirt. We all look up and wish Scotty would just freakin beam us up already! This is the final frontier people, so follow us Monkey's and boldly go! Ladies and Gentlemen, please enjoy Dramatik at his best in NCC-1701. Make it so, The Drunken Monkey